10 skreeusnaakse (dog effe "af") boeke wat jy op Amazon kan kry

So dan en wan maak ek ’n draai op Amazon, en die boekaanbevelings onderaan die bladsy kan jou soms na vreemde leesstof lei. Hier is ’n paar skreeusnaakse boeke waarop ek onlangs afgekom het. Wees gewaarsku, dis daardie soort kinderboeke wat jy waarskynlik NIE vir jou kleinding wil aanskaf nie (dink Go the f**k to sleep), maar 'n paar van hulle sal ek baie graag by my eie boekversameling wil voeg ...

* Raising the perfect child through guilt and manipulation: http://www.amazon.com/Raising-Perfect-Child-Through-Manipulation/dp/0061759570/ref=pd_sim_b_3

* All my friends are dead: http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559/ref=pd_sim_b_4 (Daar is ook ’n opvolgboek, All my friends are still dead.)

* I hate everything: http://www.amazon.com/I-Hate-Everything-Matthew-DiBenedetti/dp/1440506388/ref=pd_sim_b_6 (As jy van hierdie een gehou – of dit gehaat het – kan jy nog ’n boek deur dieselfde skrywer aanskaf, getiteld I hate everyone.)

* F U, Penguin: Telling cute animals what’s what: http://www.amazon.com/Penguin-Telling-Cute-Animals-Whats/dp/0345518160/ref=pd_sim_b_4

* Goodnight, iPad: http://www.amazon.com/Goodnight-iPad-Parody-next-generation/dp/0399158561/ref=pd_sim_b_5

* That’s not your mommy anymore: A zombie tale: http://www.amazon.com/Thats-Not-Your-Mommy-Anymore/dp/156975926X/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1358422259&sr=1-1-fkmr0&keywords=%22this+is+not+your+mommy+anyore%22

* Zombies hate stuff: http://www.amazon.com/Zombies-Hate-Stuff-Greg-Stones/dp/1452107408/ref=pd_sim_b_6

* Maybe your leg will grow back: Looking on the bright side with baby animals: http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Your-Will-Grow-Back/dp/0062065076/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_z (Deur die skrywers van Grandma’s dead en Why is Daddy in a dress?)

* K is for knifeball: http://www.amazon.com/K-Knifeball-Alphabet-Terrible-Advice/dp/1452103313/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1358422622&sr=1-1&keywords=knifeball

* Vader’s little princess: http://www.amazon.com/Vaders-Little-Princess-Jeffrey-Brown/dp/1452118698/ref=pd_sim_b_5