A cow haiku
Writing cow haiku
Such a tricky thing to do
Here is my hai-moo
© Jaco Jacobs 2014
The reason my big brother’s
wearing a baseball cap to school today
He doesn’t blame the hairdresser,
I suppose that’s only fair.
But instead he’s blaming me
for his missing chunk of hair.
I just asked: “Would you like pizza?”
Then I heard the hairdresser swear.
My brother ought to know not to nod
while the hairdresser’s dressing his hair.
© Jaco Jacobs 2014
The circus
sisters’ tongue twister
For years the Kirkus Sisters did
the circus circuit. Everyone in circus circles knew the Kirkus Sisters. But
nowadays the two old sisters, I suppose, serve little purpose in circuses. And
feeling worthless, the Kirkus Sisters curse the circus business.
© Jaco Jacobs 2014
